So I'm gonna give it:

I have cramps! Phuck!

This is why I went on birth control eons ago - because of the cramps, because of the hormonal mood swings, because of the heavy bleeding when TOM came, because I thought I would literally (yes, literally) kill someone. And now I'm off the pill? WTF was I thinking?

Oh yeah - I want to get knocked up, that's what.

My boobs have been hurting for over a week, my nips have been extra sensitive as well, and now I've got cramps like I'm due to bleed any day now, but am not actually due for a week or two. Ugh!

Being a woman sucks sometimes! Really!


(Oh and completely unrelated - I really dig that it highlights my misspellings so I don't have to go the extra step and do a spell check.)