Scientists in Hulett, Wyoming have carefully examined what residents believed to be a meteorite here in this residential red neck community. After painful inch by inch scrutinizing and then taste tests, the object in question turned out to be a gigantic hamburger over 40 feet wide and 30 feet thick Scientists believe such a hamburger could only have been constructed by some alien race of 100 foot tall giants. The burger's meat was very tough and charred and the world's foremost space cadets feel this burger might be from a civilization on either the planet Mercury or Venus. A three thousand gallon of Heinz ketchup was being flown into Hulett from a factory in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania for hungry astronomy fans gathered at the site of this ginormous hamburger.