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Not Your Typical Meteorite

Scientists in Hulett, Wyoming have carefully examined what residents believed to be a meteorite here in this residential red neck community. After painful inch by inch scrutinizing and then taste tests, the object in question turned out to be a gigantic hamburger over 40 feet wide and 30 feet thick Scientists believe such a hamburger could only have been constructed by some alien race of 100 foot tall giants. The burger's meat was very tough and charred and the world's foremost space cadets feel this burger might be from a civilization on either the planet Mercury or Venus. A three thousand gallon of Heinz ketchup was being flown into Hulett from a factory in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania for hungry astronomy fans gathered at the site of this ginormous hamburger.

posted on Apr 16, 2022 8:59 AM ()

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I bet it was just a display model and I would like some of those baby dill pickles to slice up on my peanut butter sandwich. Don't knock the peanut butter sandwich until you have eaten one.
comment by elderjane on Apr 18, 2022 5:34 AM ()
I bet it was just a display model and I would like some of those baby dill pickles to slice up on my peanut butter sandwich. Don't knock the peanut butter sandwich until you have eaten one.
comment by elderjane on Apr 18, 2022 5:34 AM ()
No wonder I could never find Heinz ketchup in the stores. Please do not tie up the production of Hunt's with your huge burger.
comment by elderjane on Apr 17, 2022 4:58 AM ()
But I have the same trouble finding Heinz baby kosher dill pickles. None here.
reply by drmaus on Apr 17, 2022 10:46 AM ()
Oh, it's being made, just not in Pittsburgh anymore.
reply by drmaus on Apr 17, 2022 10:46 AM ()
There’s nothing like a good spaceburger. However, no Heinz ketchup has been made here for a while, so that giant bottle must be a display model and old as anything.
comment by drmaus on Apr 16, 2022 12:13 PM ()
WHAT ???? No HEINZ Ketchup...Ok. Make it HUNTS
reply by merchandiser50 on Apr 16, 2022 4:34 PM ()

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