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Shark Milk

Scientists at the esteemed Cold Springs Harbor Laboratories on Long Island, New York have discovered that shark milk has about 10 times the nutritional value of your Elsie the Cow's milk or any of the plant based, soy, almond or myriad of other milks on the market today . Low fat, no saturated fat, no cholesterol, trace amounts of sodium and phosphorus, and iodine, and Jaws dropping off the charts nutrients like Vitamins A thru Z (you name it, it's in shark's milk ), has made shark milk manufacturers setting their sights and goals on numbers they are Flippering over. Robert Shaw, we need you now.

posted on Apr 1, 2022 2:20 PM ()

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And how do you propose obtaining this milk?
comment by elderjane on Apr 17, 2022 4:59 AM ()
This was an April Fool's post. Sharks don't produce milk. Stick with Almond Breeze if you're lactose intolerant.
reply by merchandiser50 on Apr 17, 2022 5:14 AM ()

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