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The Blow Out

OMG OMG OMG OMG. So I was at my daughter's house while she was on vacation in Hackensack, NJ. HACKENSACK !!!! Who the hell goes on in vacation yo Hackensack.? Billy Joel, maybe. Anyway, to make a short story long, so I'm kind of baby sitting for my daughter's dog and cat for a few hours and put on my daughter's Alexa. I'm not to familiar with all the gadgets around the house. She can turn the lights on and off here in Queens , NY from Hackensack, even view me or hear me with these strategically placed cameras. Anyway, I asked Alexa to play "Unchained Melody" by the Righteous Brothers and kept telling Alexa to play louder and louder and LOUDER !!!! All of a sudden, the speaker started to shake and burst into flying pieces all over the carpet and ceiling. The dog sleeping on the couch jumped off urinating all over the couch and carpet. The cat must have used up the last of her nine lives rocketing out of her cat bed by the kitchen . I don't think my daughter was watching at the time but I don't want to ruin her vacation so I'll try to buy a new speaker before she gets home and pray these pet stain removers work. Oh, and I'm vacationing in Newark in two weeks,.

posted on Aug 19, 2025 1:05 PM ()

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