Candy lovers have a lot of new reasons to smile about. The all time iconic favorite M&M's have a new look and a new name but don't call them M&M's when you buy these new ones unless you're standing upside down. Let me explain. M&M's are made by the Mars corporation. Several inverted radical dyslexic workers who felt that they were unappreciated and washed up have left their jobs at Mars and formed a company of their own called Ares. Since Mars is the Roman god of war, the name Ares seemed appropriate from the name given to the Greek god of war as these dyslexic workers have developed a convoluted ass backwards candy called W&Ws.

The W&W's name was a no brainer for the founders of Ares, two out of the bag dyslexic co-workers who spell their names backwards, Otto and Bob. The W&W's name relieved Otto and Bob of the time consuming,alphabet difficulties, and mispelling often associated with dyslexic suffragettes. The trademark for the W&W's is just the opposite of their more famous adversary. But everyone will soon be saying it's the candy that "melts in your hand. not your mouth." The shell of the W&W's is on the inside designed by these ingenious chocolatiers.

Now Ares will have to compete not just with its nemesis, Mars Corporation, but with candy giants like Hershey, Nestle,Cadbury , and the 50 foot Tootsie Roll. The W&W's like the M&M's come in all the colors of the rainbow and delectable favorite outside fillings like caramel, white and dark chocolates,crispy, peanut butter, pretzel,and almond and in an abominable mega size too in plain and peanut. Special polyuerethane heat resistant bags coated with with a patented zinc oxide membranous gelatin insures your W& W's will be ready to melt in your hand as soon as the zipper locked bag is opened.

Otto and Bob want to spread the word and the chocolate around with the slogan that "to make that easy job tougher, you deserve W&W candy." They want you to remember that washed up begins with "W".