Mark

Profile

Username:
merchandiser50
Name:
Mark
Location:
Little Neck, NY
Birthday:
09/29
Status:
Married

Stats

Post Reads:
37,326
Posts:
170
Photos:
1
Last Online:
18 days ago
View All »

My Friends

online now

Subscribe

Lepidoptera

Life & Events > Relationships > Little Bruce and Jenny
 

Little Bruce and Jenny


Little Bruce and Jenny are only 10 years old, but they know they are in love.
One day they decide that they want to get married, so Bruce goes to Jenny's father to ask him for her hand.

Bruce bravely walks up to him and says, "Mr. Smith, me and Jenny are in love and I want to ask you for her hand in marriage."

Thinking that this was just the cutest thing, Mr. Smith replies,
"Well, Bruce, you are only 10. Where will you two live?
Without even taking a moment to think about it, Bruce replies,
"In Jenny's room. It's bigger than mine and we can both fit there nicely."
Mr. Smith says with a huge grin, "Okay, then how will you live?
You're not old enough to get a job. You'll need to support Jenny."

Again, Bruce instantly replies,
"Our allowance, Jenny makes five bucks a week and I make 10 bucks a week. That's about 60 bucks a month, so that should do us just fine."

Mr. Smith is impressed Bruce has put so much thought into this.
"Well, Bruce, it seems like you have everything figured out. I just have one more question. What will you do if the two of you should have little children of your own.

Bruce just shrugs his shoulders and says, "Well, we've been lucky so far.
Mr. Smith no longer thinks the little shit is adorable.


posted on Mar 17, 2018 6:57 AM ()

Comments:

The age of consent gets earlier every year.
comment by elderjane on Mar 18, 2018 4:31 AM ()

Comment on this article   


170 articles found   [ Previous Article ]  [ Next Article ]  [ First ]  [ Last ]