With the recent number of firings and resignations in the White House, another well known name has decided to call it quits at the end of the month.

Emeritus Kelly, the Speaker of the Circus and Supreme Court jester will be leaving the closely knit group surrounding President Trump. Emeritus was quoted as saying," A dirty clown is Ridiculously Clean when standing amongst politicians. "

President Trump's first choice to replace Emeritus,.(Emmett as he's called ), was Calarabell the clown. But Clarabell declined saying that Speaker of the Circus would be too demanding as he is still suffering from seltzer poisoning.

It appears Ronald McDonald will vacate his Big Mac empire to do his McRibbing in the White House. Bozo the clown will be waiting in the West Wing if Ronald cannot fill those big shoes. The Donald and Ronald team is expected to begin on April 1st.