My wife was going to get her hair cut and colored last week. Trying to be a more observant husband so that she realizes i do notice things (other than a welt or hive on her face), when I came home from work, I complimented her on her hair cut and coloring. I told her I liked her hair the way it was cut and the color was a tad lighter and brighter which I know was just what she wanted from the hairstylist.

Just one problem: My wife didn't get her hair cut and colored that day. Her appointment is for the following week. She went to the dentist that day to get a temporary crown for one of her upper teeth. OOPS. I'm in the dog house tonight.