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The Wife

A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his check-up, the doctor called his wife into his office alone. He said, "your husband is suffering from a very severe stress disorder. If you don't follow my instructions carefully, your husband will surely die. Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant at all times. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him. Don't burden him with chores. Don't discuss your problems with him; it will only make his stress worse. Do not nag him. Most importantly, have good relations with him regularly. If you can do this for the next ten months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely." On the way home, the husband ask his wife what the doctor said. "He said you're gonna die."

posted on Aug 13, 2010 12:38 PM ()

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comment by abbylee on Aug 15, 2010 8:52 PM ()
Thank you
reply by larryb on Aug 16, 2010 7:52 AM ()
comment by kristilyn3 on Aug 14, 2010 8:19 AM ()
Poor man.
comment by elderjane on Aug 14, 2010 6:02 AM ()
reply by larryb on Aug 14, 2010 7:59 AM ()

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