EARTH FIRST--We'll strip-mine the other planets later
Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes!
The gene pool could use a little chlorine
Make it idiot proof, and someone will make a better idiot
He who laughs last thinks slowest!
Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
Lottery-a tax on people who are bad at math.