If you're too open minded, your brains
will fall out.
Don't wory about what people think; they don't
do it very often.
Going to church doesn't make you a christian
any more than standing in a garage
makes you a car.
Artificial inteligence is no match
for natural stupidity.
My idea of house work is to sweep
the room with a glance.
No man has ever got shot while doing
the dishes.
A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
" Good Night"