Zack was painting a tilt-in window when the
latch gave way and the glass broke on his head.
His cuts were minor but the bleeding was profuse.
The paramedics arrived with screaming sirens and
were followed by two squad cars and an ambulance.
After they bandaged the victim's head, it was
decided that he should go with them to the
hospital for stitches.
As the blood-spattered painter was being led
from his house, his wife saw a crowd of onlookers
gathered across the street.
Never at a loss for words, the wife called loudly to
Zack, "Next time you'll eat what I cook!"