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Entertainment > Humor > Big George
 

Big George

On January 9, a group of Perkin, Illinois bikers were riding west on I-74 when they saw a girl about to jump
off a Peoria bridge, so they stopped.

The leader, George a big burly man of 53, gets off his bike, walks through the gawkers, past the State Trooper,
and says, "What are you doing?"

"I'm going to commit suicide," she says.

While he didn't want to appear "sensitive," he didn't want to miss a be-a-legend opportunity either so he asked ...
"Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?"

So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that ... and it was a long, deep, lingering
kiss followed immediately by another one.

After she's finished, George gets approval from his group, the onlookers, and even the State Trooper, then he says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had, Honey! That's a real talent you're wasting, Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why are you committing suicide?"

"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl"

The onlookers are still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed!

posted on June 21, 2012 10:58 AM ()

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comment by jerms on June 23, 2012 5:58 PM ()
reply by larryb on June 23, 2012 6:48 PM ()
Not church bulletin material for sure! When I bought one of my tomato plants back in April, it had a green tomato on it, and I planted it outdoors in one of those water wall protective things. The plant didn't die, nor did it prosper, and at one point the weight of that tomato bent it over to the ground, so I picked it. It has been in my kitchen window for 2 1/2 months, and is just now turning red. That's how my garden grows up here.
comment by troutbend on June 23, 2012 7:30 AM ()
I will not buy plants that already have fruit on them. I get them small and put then into the ground. This has been a bad year on tomatoes here. They're lots of them on the plants, but didn't get large. Almost all gone now. Got cantaloupes, yellow squash, okra still making
reply by larryb on June 23, 2012 8:09 AM ()

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