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Entertainment > Humor > Beggars
 

Beggars

José and Carlos are beggars.
They beg in different areas of town.

Carlos begs for the same amount of time
as José, but collects only
about $8.00 or $9.00 a day.

José brings home a suitcase full of ten-dollar
bills every day. He drives a Mercedes,
lives in a mortgage-free house, and has
a lot of money to spend.

"Hey, amigo," Carlos says to José,
"I work just as long and hard as you do,
so how come you bring home a suitcase
full of ten dollar bills every day?

José says,
"Look at your sign, what does it say?"

Carlos reads his sign:
"I have no work, a wife
and six kids to support."

"What's wrong with that?"
Carlos asks him.

"No wonder you only get
$8.00 or $9.00 a day!" says José.

Carlos says,
"All right, what is on your sign?"

José shows him: "Only need 10 more dollars to get back to Mexico"

posted on July 7, 2012 2:08 PM ()

Comments:

Funny one, Larry. My squash plants are blooming, but not fruiting out - any ideas of why?
comment by troutbend on July 8, 2012 9:48 PM ()
I really don't know. Could be all male blooms, too much or too little water.
reply by larryb on July 9, 2012 6:47 PM ()
comment by whereabouts on July 7, 2012 2:11 PM ()
Thank you
reply by larryb on July 7, 2012 2:17 PM ()

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