An atheist was walking through the woods. “What majestic trees”! “What powerful rivers”! “What beautiful animals”! he said to himself. As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. He turned to look and saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charge toward him.
He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder and saw that the bear was closing in on him. He looked again and the bear was closing in on him. Next time he looked, the bear was even closer. He tripped and fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but saw the bear was right on him, reaching for him with his left paw and raising his right paw to strike him.
At that instant the atheist cried out, “Oh my God!” Time stopped. The bear froze. The forest was silent. As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky. “You deny My existence all these years, teach others I don’t even exist and even credit creation to cosmic accident. Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament? AM I to count you as a believer”? The atheist looked directly into the light, “It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps You could make the bear a Christian.”
The light went out. The sounds of the forest resumed. The bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws together, bowed his head and spoke:
“Lord bless this food I am about to receive from Thy bounty through Christ our Lord, Amen”

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