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Eating Right

Yesterday I went to the doctor for my yearly
physical. My blood pressure was high, my cholesterol
was high, I had gained some weight, and I didn't
feel so hot. My doctor said eating right doesn't have
to be complicated and it would solve my physical problems.
He said just thank in colors, Fill your plate with
bright colors- greens, yellows, reds, etc.I went home
and ate an entire bowl of M&M's, and sure enough, I
felt better immediately
. I never knew eating right could be so easy.

posted on June 30, 2008 3:23 PM ()

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comment by texastar on July 5, 2008 6:18 AM ()
Larry, that was funny.
comment by jerms on July 5, 2008 5:38 AM ()
Happy 'Fourth of July' Larry
comment by augusta on July 4, 2008 9:31 AM ()
I am guilty of buying a book on dieting and a bag of candy and going home to read and ???? My cholesterol was 312 and is now down below 200. I take Lipitor and have given up candy except when I go on a "binge" I am a chocolateholic and should go to meetings.
comment by nenah on July 3, 2008 9:34 AM ()
Now listen to the cows...eat more chicken with your M&M's
comment by nascargranny20 on July 2, 2008 5:04 PM ()
This really made me laugh, Larry!
comment by sunlight on July 1, 2008 3:54 PM ()
YUM!!!!
comment by kristilyn3 on July 1, 2008 1:51 PM ()
I need to go see your doctor!
comment by thepirateinthecity on June 30, 2008 6:43 PM ()
and tasty too.
comment by nittineedles on June 30, 2008 4:26 PM ()

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