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Arithmetic

He was teaching her arithmetic,
Said it was his mission.
He kissed her once,
He kissed her twice,
And said, "Now that's addition."
And so he added smack on smack
in silent satisfaction.
She sweetly gave him kisses back
And he said,"That's subtraction."
Then he kissed her as she kissed him
with naught an explanation.
Then they both smiled and said,
"Hurray for multiplication!"
Her dad appeared upon the scene
and made a quick decision.
He kicked the lad three blocks away,
and that was long division.

posted on Sept 18, 2008 3:40 PM ()

Comments:

Cute! Wonder how he would do square roots?
comment by sunlight on Sept 20, 2008 5:33 PM ()
Very very good.
comment by elderjane on Sept 19, 2008 10:29 AM ()
Love it!!
comment by looserobes on Sept 19, 2008 8:49 AM ()
Thank you very much
comment by larryb on Sept 18, 2008 7:23 PM ()
Great.
comment by fredo on Sept 18, 2008 4:36 PM ()

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