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Todays Effort


Pharmacology

ln Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.

The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.

Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.



Two nuns had run out of petrol on a road. All they had to carry fuel back to the car in was a chamber pot. They were pouring the fuel into the car when a passing motorist yelled out, "I admire your faith sisters, but it ain't gonna work."


posted on Dec 16, 2012 6:48 PM ()

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Love your sense of humor. It always brightens my day.
comment by elderjane on Dec 18, 2012 6:20 PM ()
glad to know i can put a smile on your dial jerrie
reply by kevinshere on Dec 18, 2012 6:57 PM ()
Where do you get these?
comment by kristilyn3 on Dec 17, 2012 7:42 AM ()
on a motor home site where all of us are crazy aussies
reply by kevinshere on Dec 18, 2012 6:55 PM ()
comment by marta on Dec 16, 2012 8:25 PM ()
i noticed the wink
reply by kevinshere on Dec 17, 2012 1:28 AM ()
Did anyone ever tell you that you are weird???? But I must be too as I like weird people!
comment by greatmartin on Dec 16, 2012 7:58 PM ()
lots of times --what else is new
reply by kevinshere on Dec 17, 2012 1:28 AM ()

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