he Black Bra
> (as told by a woman)
>
> I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends.
> One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for 20+ years.
>
> We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by
> greeting them at the door
> Wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes. We agreed to
> meet in a few days to exchange notes..
>
> Here's how it all went.
>
> My engaged friend:
> The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black
> leather
> bodice, tall stilettos and a mask.
> He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams.
> I love you.' Then we made passionate love all nightlong.
>
> The mistress:
> Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing a
> raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels and
> Mask over my eyes. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but he
> started to tremble and we had wild sex all night.
>
> Then I had to share my story:
> When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra,
> Black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes.
> When he came in the door and saw me he said,
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> "What's for dinner, Zorro?"

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At 85 years of age, Roger married Jenny, a lovely 25 year old.

 Since her new husband is so old, Jenny decides that after their wedding she and Roger should have separate bedrooms, because she is
 concerned that her new but aged husband may overexert himself if they spend the entire night together.

 After the wedding festivities Jenny prepares herself for bed and the expected knock' on the door. Sure enough the knock comes, the door
 opens and there is Roger, her 85 year old groom, ready for action.  They unite as one. All goes well, Roger takes leave of his bride,
 and she prepares to go to sleep.

After a few minutes, Jenny hears another knock on her bedroom door, and it's Roger, Again he is ready for more 'action'. Somewhat
surprised, Jenny consents for more coupling... When the newly weds are done, Roger kisses his bride, bids her a fond good night and
leaves.
 
She is set to go to sleep again, but, aha you guessed it - Roger Is back again, rapping on the door, and is as fresh as a 25-year-old,

But as Roger gets set to leave again, his young bride says to him, 'I am thoroughly impressed that at your age you can perform so well and
so often. I have been with guys less than a third of your age who were only good once. You are truly a great lover, Roger.'
 
Roger, somewhat embarrassed, turns to Jenny and says: 'You mean I was here already?'
 
The moral of the story:

Don't be afraid of getting old, Alzheimer's has its advantages.

PS.. Have I sent this to you already? Who are you anyway?


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