Have been flat out like a lizard drinking today --posting this one late evening --will check other posts tomorrow




20 reasons why Fishing is better than S E X


#20 - No matter how much whiskey you've had, you can still Fish.



#19 - A limp rod is still useful while Fishing.



#18 - You don't have to hide your Fishing magazines.



#17 - It is perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to Fish with you once in a while.



#16 - The Ten Commandments don't say anything against Fishing.



#15 - If your partner takes pictures or videotapes of you Fishing you don't have to worry about them showing up on the Internet if you become famous.



#14 - Your Fishing partner doesn't get upset about people you Fished with long ago.



#13 - It's perfectly respectable to Fish with a total stranger.



#12 - When you see a really good Fishing person, you don't have to feel guilty about imagining the two of you Fishing together.



#11 - If your regular Fishing partner isn't available, he/she won't object if you Fish with someone else.



#10 - Nobody will ever tell you that you will go blind if you Fish by yourself.



#9 - When dealing with a Fishing pro, you never have to wonder if they are really an undercover cop.



#8 - You don't have to go to a sleazy shop in a seedy neighborhood to buy Fishing stuff.



#7 - You can have a Fishing calendar on your wall at the office, tell Fishing jokes, and invite coworkers to Fish with you without getting sued for Fishing harassment



#6 - There are no Fishing-transmitted diseases.



#5 - If you want to watch Fishing on television, you don't have to subscribe to the Playboy channel.



#4 - Nobody expects you to Fish with the same partner for the rest of your life.



#3 - Nobody expects you to give up Fishing if your partner loses interest in it.



#2 - You don't have to be a newlywed to plan a vacation primarily to enjoy your favorite activity.



#1 - Your Fishing partner will never say, "Not again? We just Fished last week - Is Fishing all You ever think about!"