aircon in the car just cost me all that money to have it replaced, which took the smile off my face for awhile
Computer trouble!

I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Richard, the 11 year old next door whose bedroom looks like Mission Control, and asked him to come over.

Richard clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem.

As he was walking away, I called after him, 'So, what was wrong?

He replied, it was an ID ten T error.'

I didn't want to appear stupid, but nonetheless inquired, An, ID ten T error? What's that? In case I need to fix it again.

Richard grinned. Haven't you ever heard of an ID ten T error before?

No,' I replied.

Write it down, he said, and I think you'll figure it out.'


So I wrote down: I D 1 0 T

I used to like the little brat


Cowboys Honeymoon

A cowboy and his wife just got married & found a nice hotel for their wedding night. The cowboy approached the front desk & asked for a room. He said. "We're on our honeymoon & we need a nice room with a good strong bed." The clerk winked, "You want the "Bridal?" The cowboy reflected on this for a moment & then replied, "Nope, I reckon not. I'll just hold onto her ears until she gets used to it."