1. I never need to watch SURVIVOR. I am one.

2. DANCING WITH THE STARS reminds me of Fred and Ginger, and since nobody will ever top them, I see no need to watch DWTS.

3. My darned belly looks like I lost a battle at Ninja school.

4. At the art guild new gallery today we worked on locating furniture, etc and I hung some shelves and a bulletin board. No lifting though.

5. I am devastated that the Washington Capitals, with the best hockey player on Earth - Alex Ovechkin - got knocked out of the playoffs in the first round by an eighth seeded team. You Crosby fans should thank your luck. You won't have to play the Caps.

6. Tomorrow is first meat day. I may have a meatloaf thingy on mashed taters over at Bob Evans.

7. The anesthesia has hangover effects. I have these little spells every day where I don't remember what I just did for about ten minutes.

8. I can't think of anything more to say or write. Must be the thing I just wrote in number 7, or did I write something just now?,,,,