
Don't blame me. I didn't make it. I'm only passing it on because I like the parody in the title.
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This morning when I drove my mother to the breakfast buffet, we passed the menu sign at the Knights of Columbus in downtown Tiffin. The sign read:
MONDAY: SMOTHERED CHICKEN
I said, "Mom, when I was a youngster, we simply chopped off a chicken's head."
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I'm good.