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Entertainment > M.m. and Lindsay: Not Even Close! ...
 

M.m. and Lindsay: Not Even Close! ...

I'm no cheesecake fan, unless it's served on a china plate, but the photo session of Lindsay Lohan stripped to the freckles doing poses a la nude as if she was Marilyn Monroe (bless her dead soul) makes me want to go blind.

Lindsay Lohan has no figure. MM had a superb body.

Lindsay Lohan has no tits. MM had a great set of marvelous jugs.

Lindsay Lohan has a face like most tweakers, scrawny, with squinty bloodshot eyes. Marilyn had the face that would have made Helen of Troy a bare understudy.

And MM's beauty spot was real.

Lindsay Lohan? How dare she!

https://www.chicagotribune.com/entertainment/chi-lohan-nude-feb19,1,748736.story
https://media.nymag.com/fashion/08/spring/44247/
Bottom link is best.

posted on Feb 19, 2008 2:57 PM ()

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I am NOT dissing droopy boobs. Mine are awful! I hardly have any!
comment by jondude on Feb 19, 2008 3:29 PM ()
"No tits" means they don't stand up and out. She has plentiful boobs, but I think she lifted weights with them. Marilyn's loomed like no others. And this poor girl has hips like jondude... straight down.
comment by jondude on Feb 19, 2008 3:28 PM ()
Link?
comment by vladimir on Feb 19, 2008 3:14 PM ()
I would not rush to judgment. I would first like to make a personal & up-close inspection.
comment by eddie on Feb 19, 2008 2:59 PM ()

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