I recently attended a charity event. The food was awful. The band too loud. There wasn’t enough seating. The entertainment was overweight strippers which I, fortunately, didn’t have to watch due to the mob standing in front of me. Something I thought was odd. The women were squealing and screaming every time an article of clothing was removed but not one single man uttered a sound. Maybe they had all brought girlfriends and wives but it doesn’t explain why the women were getting worked into a frenzy by female strippers??? I was so bored I found myself checking my emails. Even the Blues singer sounded bored. My God! What an utter waste of three hours of my life. I should have stayed home and trimmed my toenails.