Yesterday wuz Toosday and we had two TOMATO WARNINGS on the TV and the sirens went on for a long time, but my daDDy he watched the TV cuz all the TV channels go to the wetherman and it is loud and they have little letters runnin across the screen and tellin peeples to get under things and go to the cellars. But my daDDy he sed it aint here in Tiffin town but juss north of where we live and I went to the windows and keep a lookout but I didnt see no tomato.

Sumtime when the light flashes and it goez BOOM outside and rains hard I think Im gonna see me a big Tomato in the sky cuz thats what they said on the TV was close to us. We had two Tomatoes just north of us.

Oboy!