My dADdy sez we got to have a miSHun sTAtemunt, so i gonna write mine todAY.

He sez everbody gotta have a MIshun statEMunt. Im not shure whut is a miSHun staTEmunt, but hear goez...

"I, Hobbes FATTytail, doez hereBY deKLare that my miSHun in life is to keep FLys outta the Howse, eat my dinnurs till the BOwl is emptie, be gude and NOt to fite wif the KItties hear, sit on Daddies lap wifout clawing him, and when i gets sick to make shur I throW up in the kitchun onna tile floor."

Now I got a miSHun statemunt! Oboy.

Now DaDDy he went a got sum candy for hALloween soes we kann give it to the KIdz who come to our door. THem kids are scaRRy and always make SAtchel run and hide. BUt im not skeered of Them kidz. I be brave.