Hee hee (MOL)

Now heerz me cleanin up sum spots. I cleans myself alot. Then I get a hairball. MOL



My daDDy he had a great big awful gall blatter attack lass nite. He coudnt sleep and come downstairz and was talkin a lot to God about saving him. Then he went inna living room and sat a long time inna big chair inna dark and then God saved him and finally he went back up to bed and he feelz better today but he sez he gonna go back to the no-fat food forever now. He made linguini carbonara lass night (serves him right!) and the egg and bacon stuff is whut hurt him. I hopes he listens to his promise this time cuz I am gettin tired of takin care of the hooman when he does dumb things like makin bacons and eggs stuff to eat. Geez!