Yup. We here in Connecticut got blasted by Old Man Winter this weekend.  14 inches of snow in in nine hours. 
We went to bed Saturday night seeing brown dirt and green grass on the lawns, and we woke up Sunday morning to howling winds, temps in the teens, and a heavy white quilt of fluffy, drifting snow all over the landscape.
However, that did not deter Mary, me and ten friends of ours from converging on The Main Street Pub Sunday night for the famous (Infamous?) weekly Stein Night activites!!!! (Rain nor sleet nor snow nor gloom of night...)
We were celebrating my friend Thayer's thirtieth birthday...and a good time was had by all.
As we were leaving the fabled establishment around 10 p.m., we all walked out into the parking lot. Although the lot was still crowded, one vehicle stood out.  It was  HUGE Dodge Ram pick-up truck that was obviously used for "off-roading" fun.  It had GIGANTIC, over-sized, knobby tires.  The machine was jacked up so high off the ground that I could almost walked under it without bending over. I wondered if it had a step ladder as standard equipment in order for the driver and passengers to get into the cab.
I looked at the thing and gasped, completely blown away by the extravagance of this hyper-masculine, mean-looking machine.
When my friend Mark saw it, he was also taken aback by its monumental size. Instead of admiring it and yearning for it to be parked in his driveway, his response was priceless.  He walked up to it. Eyed it up and down, and turned to all of us as he exclaimed, "WOW! The guy who drives this thing must have a really, REALLY SMALL penis!!!!!"
I love Mark.