Not sure if Martin took one of the ads.LOL
You may have seen this before.

These are cute



(Who says seniors don't have a sense of humor?)



FOXY LADY:

Sexy, fashion-conscious blue-haired beauty, 80's, slim, 5'4" (used to be 5'6"), searching for sharp-looking, sharp-dressing companion. Matching white shoes and belt a plus.





LONG-TERM COMMITMENT:

Recent widow who has just buried fourth husband, and am looking

for someone to round out a six-unit plot. Dizziness, fainting, shortness of breath not a problem.







SERENITY NOW:

I am into solitude, long walks, sunrises, the ocean, yoga and meditation.

If you are the silent type, let's get together, take our hearing aids out and enjoy quiet times.







WINNING SMILE:

Active grandmother with original teeth seeking a dedicated flosser

to share rare steaks, corn on the cob and caramel candy.







BEATLES OR STONES?

I still like to rock, still like to cruise in my Camaro on Saturday nights and still like to play the guitar. If you were a groovy chick, or are now a groovy hen, let's get together and listen to my eight-track tapes.







MEMORIES:

I can usually remember Monday through Thursday. If you can remember Friday, Saturday and Sunday, let's put our two heads together.







MINT CONDITION:

Male, 1932, high mileage, good condition, some hair, many new parts including hip, knee, cornea, valves. Isn't in running condition, but walks well.