Sometimes,when I ---look at my children,I say to myself.Lillian
you should have remained a virgin.---Lillian Carter(mother of Jim)

I had a rose ---named after me and was very flattered.But I was not pleased to read the decription in the catalog.
Not good in bed,but fine against the wall .....Eleanor Roosevelt.
Last week I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I have ever seen.I have since been visited by her sister,now wish to withdraw that statement.>>>>>>>>Mark Twain
Santa Claus had ......the right idea,Visit people once a year.Victor Borge.
I don't feel old.I don't feel anything till noon.Then its time for my nap.------Bob Hope.
Maybe it's true---life begins at fifty,but everything else starts to wear you out.------Phyliss Diller
Don't worry about----avoiding temptation as you grow older,it will avoid you.-----Windston Churchill
I never drink------water because of the digusting things that fish do in it. W.C.Fields.
I was married---by a judge.I should have asked for a jury-Groucho Marx
We could certainly--slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress--Will Rogers.