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From: RPSHAPIRO1@aol.com
To: benfisch@comcast.net



Your sweetie says, 'Let's go upstairs






and make love,' and you answer,






'Pick one; I can't do both!'






'OLD' IS WHEN...






Your friends compliment you






on your new alligator shoes






and you're barefoot.






'OLD' IS WHEN...






A sexy babe catches your fancy






and your pacemaker opens the garage door,






'OLD' IS WHEN...






Going braless






pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.






'OLD' IS WHEN...






You don't care where your spouse goes,






just as long as you don't have to go along.






'OLD' IS WHEN...






You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police






'OLD' IS WHEN...






'Getting a little action'






means you don't need to take any fiber today.






'OLD' IS WHEN...






'Getting lucky' means you find your car






in the parking lot.






'OLD' IS WHEN...






An 'all nighter' means not getting up






to use the bathroom.






AND






'OLD' IS WHEN...






You are not sure these are jokes?

















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