I would strongly recommend that you don't mess with older
women. Just read below and enjoy......
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An older lady gets pulled over for speeding...
Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?

Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.

Older Woman: Oh, I see.

Officer: Can I see your license please?

Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't
have
one.

Officer: Don't have one?

Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk
driving.

Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle
registration papers please.

Older Woman: I can't do that.

Officer: Why not?

Older Woman: I stole this car.

Officer: Stole it?

Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up
the
owner.

Officer: You what?

Older Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags
in
the trunk if you want to see

The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs
away to his car and calls for back up. Within
minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior
officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his
half drawn gun.

Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your
vehicle please! The woman steps out of her
vehicle.

Older woman: Is there a problem sir?

Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you
have stolen this car and murdered the owner.

Older Woman: Murdered the owner?

Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk
of
your car, please.

The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing
but
an empty trunk.

Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?

Older Woman: Yes, here are the registration
papers.
The officer is quite stunned.

Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you
do
not have a driving license.

The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a
clutch purse and hands it to the officer.

The officer examines the license. He looks
quite
puzzled.

Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers
told me you didn't have a license, that you
stole
this car, and that you murdered and hacked up
the
owner.

Older Woman: Bet the liar told you I was
speeding,
too.


Don't Mess With Old Ladies
If you want to brighten someone's day, pass
this
on to someone you know.




I just did!
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