>>>>>
>>>
>>> THOSE ITALIANS ARE A HARDY LOT!!!!!!!!!
>>>
>>>
>>> An 80-year-old Italian goes to the doctor for a check-up.
>>>
>>> The doctor is amazed at what good shape the guy is in and
>>> asks, "How do you stay in such great physical condition?"
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> "I'm Italian and I am a golfer," says the old guy, "and
>>> that's why I'm in such good shape. I'm up well before daylight and out
>>> golfing up and down the fairways. I have a glass of vino, and all is
>>> well."
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> "Well," says the doctor, "I'm sure that helps, but there's
>>> got to be more to it. How old was your Dad when he died?"
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> "Who said my Dad's dead?"
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> The doctor is amazed. "You mean you're 80 years old and your
>>> Dad's still alive. How old is he?"
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> "He's 100 years old," says the old Italian golfer. "In fact
>>> he golfed with me this morning, and then we went to the topless beach
>>> for a walk and had a little vino and that's why he's still alive. He's
>>> Italian and he's a golfer, too"
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> "Well," the doctor says, "that's great, but I'm sure there's
>>> more to it than that. How about your Dad's Dad? How old was he when he
>>> died?"
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> "Who said my grandpa's dead?"
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> Stunned, the doctor asks, "You mean you're 80 years old and
>>> your grandfather's still living!
>>>
>>> Incredible, how old is he?"
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> "He's 118 years old," says the old Italian golfer.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> The doctor is getting frustrated at this point, "So, I guess
>>> he went golfing with you this morning too?"
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> "No. Grandpa couldn't go this morning because he's getting
>>> married today."
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> At this point the doctor is close to losing it.
>>>
>>> "Getting married!! Why would a 118 year-old guy want to get
>>> married?"
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> "Who said he wanted to?"
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>