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Life & Events > The New Grocery Store Concept
 

The New Grocery Store Concept


Eeeewwww



The scent of freshness.


A new supermarket opened in Albuquerque. It has an automatic water mister to keep
the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the distant sound of thunder and the smell of fresh rain.

When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and you experience the scent of fresh cut

Hay.


In the meat department there is

the aroma of charcoal grilled steaks and brats..

In the liquor department, the

fresh, clean, crisp smell of tapped Miller Lite.

When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle

and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma bacon and eggs frying.

The bread department
features the tantalizing smell of fresh baked bread & cookies.

I don't buy toilet paper there anymore.










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posted on Dec 29, 2010 9:04 AM ()

Comments:

Yes, we've got thunder, too. It's a warning that the misting spray is coming so you know to back up or get drenched. This is a great joke, I'm sending it to Mr. Tbend's daddy.
comment by troutbend on Dec 29, 2010 9:59 PM ()
Yes,we have this going on in our markets.A fine mist spray of water.
Not sure if this help any in keep them fresh.
How about the bacteria in the air floating around.They have to go somewhere.I think they do this for cosmetic reason?
reply by fredo on Dec 30, 2010 9:11 AM ()
Too funny. I have heard the thunder in the produce department but that's about it.
comment by kristilyn3 on Dec 29, 2010 10:28 AM ()
You heard thunder?how is that.
reply by fredo on Dec 29, 2010 1:24 PM ()

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