Doctors' Opinion of Financial Bail-Out Package:


The Allergists voted to scratch it, and the



Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.



The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the



Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve, and the



Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception. The



Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted. The



Pathologists yelled, 'Over my dead body!' while the

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Pediatricians said, 'Oh, grow up!' The



Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, the



Radiologists could see right through it, and the



Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing. The



Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the



Plastic Surgeons said, 'This puts a whole new face on the matter.' The



Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the



Urologists felt the scheme wouldn't hold water. The



Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and the



Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no. In the end, the



Proctologists left the decision up to some assholes in Washington