This is just hilarious! Looking forward to warmth and sunshine, bare feet and shorts next month...and the snowstorm here tomorrow...perhaps a foot of snow...'noreasta' weathah!






COLD IS A RELATIVE THING. . . . . .



65 above zero:
Floridians turn on the heat.
People in New Hampshire plant gardens.

60 above zero:

Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in New Hampshire sunbathe.

50 above zero:

Italian & English cars won't start.
People in New Hampshire drive with the windows down.

40 above zero:

Georgians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, and wool hats.
People in New Hampshire throw on a flannel shirt.

35 above zero:

New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in New Hampshire have the last cookout before it gets cold.

20 above zero:

People in Miami all die.
People in New Hampshire close the windows.

Zero:

Californians fly away to Mexico .
People in New Hampshire get out their winter coats.

10 below zero:

Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in New Hampshire are selling cookies door to door.

20 below zero:

Washington DC runs out of hot air.
People in New Hampshire let the dogs sleep indoors.

30 below zero:

Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
New Hampshireites get upset because they can't start the snowmobile.

40 below zero:

ALL atomic motion stops.
People in New Hampshire start saying...”Cold enough foh ya?”


50 below zero:
Hell freezes over.
New Hampshire public schools will open 2 hours late

Suzy A. Dierking
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