Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. So they
loaded up Jack's minivan and headed north. After driving
for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. So
they pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady
who answered the door if they could spend the night.

"I realize it's terrible weather out there and I
have this huge house all to myself, but I'm recently
widowed," she explained. "I'm afraid the
neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house."

"Don't worry," Jack said. "We'll be
happy to sleep in the barn. And if the weather breaks,
we'll be gone at first light." The lady agreed, and
the two men found their way to the barn and settled in for
the night. Come morning, the weather had cleared, and they
got on their way. They enjoyed a great weekend of skiing.

But about nine months later, Jack got an unexpected letter
from an attorney.. It took him a few minutes to figure it
out, but he finally determined that it was from the attorney
of that attractive widow he had met on the ski weekend.

He dropped in on his friend Bob and asked, "Bob, do
you remember that good-looking widow from the farm we stayed
at on our ski holiday up north ab out 9 months ago ?"

"Yes, I do." said Bob

"Did you, er, happen to get up in the middle of the
night, go up to the house and pay her a visit?"

"Well, um, yes !," Bob said, a little embarrassed
about being found out, "I have to admit that I did."

"And did you happen to give her my name instead of
telling her your name?"

Bob's face turned beet red and he said, "Yeah,
look, I'm sorry, buddy. I'm afraid I did."
"Why do you ask?"

"She just died and left me everything."

(And you thought the ending would be different, didn't
you?... you know you smiled...now keep that smile for the
rest of the day!