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The other day a blonde had a flat tire while traveling on an interstate. She cautiously eased her car over to the shoulder of the road, carefully got out of her car and opened the trunk.
She took out 2 cardboard men, unfolded them and stood them at the rear of her car facing oncoming traffic. They looked so life-like you'd have thought they were real They were in trench coats, exposing their nude bodies and private parts to the approaching drivers.
She started to change her tire, and to her surprise, cars started slowing down as the occupants looked at her life-like men. And of course, traffic started backing up. Everybody was tooting their horns and waving like crazy.
It wasn't long before a state trooper pulled up behind her.
He got out of his car and started walking towards her. Anyone could tell he was not a happy camper!
"What's going on here?"
"My car has a flat tire," she said calmly.
"Well, why are those obscene cardboard men doing here by the road?"
She couldn't believe that he didn't know. the blonde told him, "Hello-o-o-o-o-o, those are my emergency flashers!"