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Computing & Technology > Blogging > A Congretations 'Learning Curve'
 

A Congretations 'Learning Curve'

      
A vicar decided that a visual demonstration, would add emphasis to his Sunday Sermon.
Four worms, were put into four seperate jars.
The first worm, was put into a jar of alchohol.
The second worm, was put into a jar of cigarette smoke.
The third worm, was put into a jar of sperm.
The fourth worm, was put into a jar of good, clean soil.
At the conclusion of the Sermon, the vicar reported the following results:-
First worm in alchol - dead.
Second worm in cigarette smoke - dead.
Third worm in sperm - dead.
Fourth worm in good, clean soil - Alive!
So the vicar asked his congretation . . . "What can you learn, from this demonstration?"
A little old woman in the back quickly raised her hand and said, "As long as you Drink, Smoke and have sex, you won't have worms . . . . !!"
           G'night and God Bless

posted on May 7, 2008 4:46 PM ()

Comments:

I had this, but it was Maxine in the back. Got to love it when you visualize Maxine saying it!
comment by teacherwoman on May 8, 2008 5:43 AM ()
I don't know why I'm laughing! Slimy worms are not funny!
comment by sunlight on May 7, 2008 10:40 PM ()
I bet you laughed your head off at that, I can see it now
comment by lynnie on May 7, 2008 6:04 PM ()
comment by jondude on May 7, 2008 5:32 PM ()

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