
A vicar decided that a visual demonstration, would add emphasis to his Sunday Sermon.
Four worms, were put into four seperate jars.
The first worm, was put into a jar of alchohol.
The second worm, was put into a jar of cigarette smoke.
The third worm, was put into a jar of sperm.
The fourth worm, was put into a jar of good, clean soil.
At the conclusion of the Sermon, the vicar reported the following results:-
First worm in alchol - dead.
Second worm in cigarette smoke - dead.
Third worm in sperm - dead.
Fourth worm in good, clean soil - Alive!
So the vicar asked his congretation . . . "What can you learn, from this demonstration?"
A little old woman in the back quickly raised her hand and said, "As long as you Drink, Smoke and have sex, you won't have worms . . . . !!"
G'night and God Bless