I don't make
jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.

Very hairy dude!

Twisted Facts

Cat's urine glows
under a black light.

In 1970, a group of people were arrested at Highgate cemetery for
intent to harm...a vampire! The vampire is rumored to still be around
today.

On average, 100
people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year.

Butterflies taste
with their feet.

More people are
killed by donkeys annually than are killed in plane crashes.
In 1994, electromagnetic interference
(EMI) from a nearby cellular telephone captivated the power of a
wheelchair at a scenic vista in
Colorado,
sending the passenger over a cliff.
More people working in advertising died
on the job in 1996 than those who died while working in petroleum
refining.

Babies are born
without knee caps. They don't appear until the child reaches 2-6 years
of age.

A cockroach will live
nine days without its head, before it starves to death.

On average people
fear spiders more than they do death.

Thirty-five percent
of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.

Elephants are the
only mammals that can't jump.

Only one person in
two billion will live to be 116 or older.

It's possible to lead
a cow upstairs...but not downstairs.

Women blink nearly
twice as much as men.

The Main Library at
Indiana University sinks over an inch every year because when it was
built, engineers failed to take into account the weight of all the
books that would occupy the building.
Four sunken nuclear submarines sit at
the bottom of the Atlantic Ocean. One, a Russian sub resting in deep
water off of Bermuda, holds 16 live nuclear warheads. Scientists and
oceanographers are unsure what the impact of the escaping plutonium
will have, but warn that corrosion could create the proper chemical
environment for a massive nuclear chain reaction.

The electric chair
was invented by a dentist.

All polar bears are
left handed..

An ostrich's eye is
bigger than its brain.

TYPEWRITER is the
longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the
keyboard.

"Go." is the shortest
complete sentence in the English language.

A crocodile cannot
stick its tongue out.

In the 1890's more than 30 people were axed, hanged, burned and mobbed
to death in the United States for practicing witchcraft.

The average human
eats eight spiders in their lifetime at night.

Unusual deaths have plagued the cast of the Poltergeist trilogy
of films including 12-year-old actress Heather O'Rourke, who died of
septic shock. The theory is that the set was cursed by evil.

A dragonfly has a
lifespan of 24 hours.

https://www.legendsofamerica.com/GH-TwistedHistory.html

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Wierd Spot

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SIGNS OF A HAUNTING

• 
  

  People in
  the house are having bad dreams.
  



• 
  

  You hear
  footsteps, taps on the walls or    voices.
  



• 
  

  Objects
  are mysteriously disappear only to return later.
  



• 
  

  Pets react
  to something others can't see.  A dog might be growling at
  thin air or its hackles may rise.  Pets may refuse to go in a
  particular room.
  



• 
  

  Electrical
  appliances and lights turn on or off by themselves.  Tap
  water turns on or off and toilets flush of their own accord. 
  Doors open and close with unseen hands.
  



• 
  

  Unexplained cold drafts or cold spots can be felt.
  



• 
  

  Small
  children talk to people who are not there.
  



• 
  

  Seeing
  unexplained shadows, usually out of the corner of your eye. 
  Sometimes the shadows take on a a vaguely human shape.
  



• 
  

  Feeling as
  though you're being watched when no one is there.
  



• 
  

  Feelings
  of being touched or something brushing past - a gentle poke, push,
  or nudge.
  



• 
  

  Noticeable
  changes in temperature.  Cold spots are most often reported.
  



• 
  

  Unexplained smells such as distinctive perfume or foul odors that
  have no explainable source.
  

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WHERE GHOSTS ARE MOST OFTEN SEEN

1. 
   

   In mirrors
   



2. 
   

   On
   staircases
   



3. 
   

   Peering
   out of windows.
   



4. 
   

   Perched in
   chairs.
   



5. 
   

   In
   hallways
   

HOW TO GET RID OF A GHOST

Do you think you
have a ghost?  Do you want it to go away? 

No, that's not a dumb question. 

Some people don't mind spirits being around. In fact, I am one of
those someone's.  However, I've never had a bad experience with a
ghost. If you don't mind them, you can learn to "tune them out"; much
like you might tune out the noise of a train that passes close to your
home.  Some commercial businesses, such as restaurants and
hotels, actually appreciate them, because they can help their
business.

 
However, if
you really want the ghost to go away, you can try a couple of things. 
Also, make sure that you read those things that you should NOT do.DO:

• 
  

  The easiest way to get rid of a ghost is
  to simply ask it to leave.   Use a firm voice and tell the
  ghost exactly what you want and why.  You might say something
  like this: "This is my house and it bothers me when you are around
  all the time.  Would you please leave?"   Remember,
  the physical world is your domain and ghosts rarely have any power
  in the physical world.
  



• 
  

  Ghosts don't always know that they are
  dead.  You may have to explain to them that they are dead, that
  they no longer belong in the physical world and will be better off
  if they move toward the light. 
  



• 
  

  Sometimes you may have to ask what the
  spirit wants.  This is often the case with someone who has
  recently passed over who may be attempting to communicate to you
  about something.  Afterwards, they are happy to leave.
  



• 
  

  Use your imagination to "see" loved
  ones, angels, or guides coming to
  take them to the light. 
  

DO NOT:

• 
  

  When telling the ghost to "go away", do not yell or sound angry.
  



• 
  

  Do not give the spirit recognition by
  talking about it in your home, or maybe avoid talking about it all
  together.  This provides the spirit with energy, making it more
  powerful. 
  



• 
  

  Try not to show fear.  It is your home
  and the spirit can generally do you no harm.  Fear can also provide
  the spirit with energy.   
  



• 
  

  DO NOT use Ouija boards, Tarot cards,
  séances, or witchcraft when dealing with anything that is supernatural. 
  These items may actually increase spiritual activity and/or "open doors"
  that invite demonic and other unwanted spirits.