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5 Sexual Techniques to make your partner wild with desire for you.
They are not
difficult. Anyone can do them - they are some of the sexiest things I
can think of, and I have quite the imagination.
So. Are you ready? Wipe that drop of drool from the corner of your mouth and read on...
Technique #1 : Wet Hands
Yes,
it is the wet hands technique. So simple. So exciting. You
will leave your partner breathless.
* Fill the
kitchen sink up with hot water and add a few drops of a scented dish
liquid. Not too many, you don't want it to be harsh. There are many
very nice scents out now, from vanilla and lavender to grapefruit. It
is completely up to you.
* With a soft cloth in your hands plunge your hands into the water and get the cloth very wet.
* Now, moving slowly and gently, place a dish in the water and rub the cloth across the surface of it..over and over again.
* Place the dish in clean rinse water and repeat until your mate is moaning with pleasure.
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Technique #2: Vibrate Me Baby.
* Carefully pull the vacuum out of where it has been stored. You know you want to.
* Plug it in and push all the right buttons.
* Slowly move back and forth and back and forth across the carpet, you will know when to move to a new spot.
* Move to the next spot and repeat as long as it takes to get results.
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Technique #3 : The Wet T Shirt Game
This game is
pretty easy,although you will have to think quickly while in the midst
of getting your game on.
If you can handle the amount of agitation and
vibration in the first few minutes you will be OK until the end.
* You will need two piles. No! I did not say poles, I said piles.
* Put everything white and light colored in one pile and everything dark colored in the other.
* Fill the washing machine with warm water and laundry soap (this
is imperative. Use the amount suggested by the manufacturer).
* Add the light pile.. Close the lid.
* Write a love letter about how great their eyes are while you are waiting for it to finish
* Repeat with the dark colors, except use cold water.
* Quick note: If your mate is screaming "Yes! Yes! Yes!" Don't stop
what you are doing. That is called domesticus interruptus and it
really is frustrating for women.
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Technique #4: What Goes Up Must Come Down
This is best
used as a quickie, whether in the middle of the night or during a
chaotic afternoon.
* When you put the toilet seat up..put it back down.
* Every time.
I know. I
know. You almost can't take any more verbal titillation. Good thing
this is a short list. This last one is amazing. It is incredible. It
definitely saves the best for last.
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Technique #5: Tonight,
It's Oral Gratification. This will take some time to master. Work on
it while using other techniques several times a week and then just
expose your big secret when they would least expects it. If you
already know this technique you should be using it to its full
potential by adding it to your repertoire of tricks.
* Learn to cook a whole meal.
* When your mate has had a particularly rough day run a bath, preferably aromatic with LUSH bath stuff.
* Then while they are in the tub, fix your incredible dinner. Hot dogs and popcorn does not count.
* Now they are so relaxed from the bath and satiated with dinner proceed to technique #1.
You don't have to thank me. No, really.
Good luck,
