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QUESTIONS TO PONDER
Since
bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
What
disease did "cured" ham actually have?
Why
is the time of day with the slowest traffic called "rush
hour"?
Why
are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
Do
hungry crows have "ravenous" appetites?
If
money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
Did
you know that rubber bands last longer when refrigerated?
Would
a part-time bandleader be considered a semi-conductor?
Did
you know that a goldfish has a memory span of three seconds?
Do
illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?
Why
doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Can
a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
Is
Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?
Do
the Alphabet Song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Why
did you just try singing the two songs above?
If
a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a "hearing"?
Why
is it that our
eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears
never stop growing?
Who
was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think
I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes
out!"
Why
do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in
binoculars to look at things on the ground?
If
the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a
coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
Did
you know that there are more chickens than people in the world?
If
it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice
as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
How
is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would
be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
If
corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables,
what is baby oil made from?
Why
do you press harder on the buttons of a remote control when
you know the batteries are dead?
Why
do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere,
but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your......well, you know...?
Did
you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets
mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks
his head out the window?
Why
do you have to "put your two cents in".. . but it's
only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra
penny going to?
bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
What
disease did "cured" ham actually have?
Why
is the time of day with the slowest traffic called "rush
hour"?
Why
are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
Do
hungry crows have "ravenous" appetites?
If
money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
Did
you know that rubber bands last longer when refrigerated?
Would
a part-time bandleader be considered a semi-conductor?
Did
you know that a goldfish has a memory span of three seconds?
Do
illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?
Why
doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Can
a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
Is
Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?
Do
the Alphabet Song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Why
did you just try singing the two songs above?
If
a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a "hearing"?
Why
is it that our
eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears
never stop growing?
Who
was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think
I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes
out!"
Why
do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in
binoculars to look at things on the ground?
If
the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a
coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
Did
you know that there are more chickens than people in the world?
If
it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice
as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
How
is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would
be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
If
corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables,
what is baby oil made from?
Why
do you press harder on the buttons of a remote control when
you know the batteries are dead?
Why
do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere,
but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your......well, you know...?
Did
you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets
mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks
his head out the window?
Why
do you have to "put your two cents in".. . but it's
only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra
penny going to?