Two Women from Newfoundland
Two women were
sitting next to each other at a bar. After a while one looks at the
other and says, 'I can't help but think, from listening to you,
that you're from Newfoundland .The other woman responds proudly, 'Yes, I sure am!' The first one says, 'So am I! And where about in Newfoundland are ya from? The other woman answers, 'I'm from St.John's 'The first one responds, 'So am I!! And what street did you live in Newfoundland ?'
The other woman says, 'A lovely little area in the west end. I lived on Warbury Street in the old central part of town.'
The first one says, 'Faith and it's a small world. So did I! So did I! And what school did ya go to?' The other woman answers, 'Well now, I went to Holy Heart of Mary, of course.'
The first one gets really excited and says, 'And so did I. Tell me, what year did you graduate?' The other woman answers, 'Well, now, let's see. I graduated in 1964.' The first woman exclaims, 'The Good Lord must be smiling down upon us ! I
can hardly believe our good luck at winding up in the same pub tonight.
Can you believe it, I graduated from Holy Heart of Mary in 1964 me self.
About this time,
Michael walks into the bar, sits down and orders a beer. Brian, the
bartender, walks over to Michael, shaking his head and mutters, 'It's
going to be a long night tonight.' Michael asks, ' Why do you say that, Brian?'Brian answers, 'The Murphy twins are drunk again .'
ALL I NEED TO KNOW ABOUT LIFE ..
I Learned From a Cow:
Don't
just be one of the herd.
Wake up in a happy mooo-d.
Some
days can be udder frustration.
Munch hay while the sun shines.
Live
for-heifer young.
Party 'till the cows come home.
Don't cry over
spilled milk.
The cream always rises to the top.
Don't stoop to a
barnyard mentality.
Turn the udder cheek and mooo-ve on.
Don't be bossy.
If it's good, milk it for all its worth!
If
you need to get somewhere, hoof it.
Successful people are the moo-vers
and shakers.
Don't take any bull from anybody.
Following
your heart will always steer you in the right direction.
He who
lives with the herd learns to watch his step.
Sometimes it's better to
be seen and not herd.
And ...
Don't forget to cow-nt your
blessings every day!