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Laughter is an Instant Vacation
A recent health study determined that there are 3 primary reasons people can't cope in life:
    * They have a low self-esteem
    * They live in the past
    * They don't laugh enough
In fact, the same study concluded that we need a minimum of 12 laughs a day just to stay healthy!

Well, all I can say is that, we, at Simple Truths, want to do our part to keep you healthy! Enter Laughter is an Instant Vacation. It's guaranteed to take a little stress out of your life!    

And, by the way, if in the next few minutes you don't laugh at least once, check your pulse...you may be dead!     

To Life,

Mac Anderson
Founder, Simple Truths

    I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say, "Because it's such a beautiful animal." There you go. I think my mother is attractive, but I have photographs of her.
    -Ellen DeGeneres

    Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.
    -Ronald Reagan

    I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house.
    -Zsa Zsa Gabor

    If you look like your passport photo, you're too ill to travel.
    -Will Kommen

    Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.
    -Robert Orben

    Misers aren't fun to live with, but they make wonderful ancestors.
    -David Brenner

    My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I've finished two bags of M&Ms and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.
    -Dave Barry

    I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That's deep enough. What do you want - an adorable pancreas?
    -Jean Kerr

    My doctor is wonderful. Once, when I couldn't afford an operation, he touched up the x-rays.
    -Joey Bishop

    I'm not going to vacuum ‘til Sears makes one you can ride on.
    -Roseanne Barr

    To attract men, I wear a perfume called New Car Interior.
    -Rita Rudner

    If you love something, set it free. Unless it's chocolate. Never release chocolate.
    -Renee Duvall

    The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for 30 years she served us nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found.
    -Calvin Trillin

    I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.
    -Rodney Dangerfield

    Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.
    -Yogi Berra

    My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands and two of them were just napping.
    -Rita Rudner

    My husband wanted one of those big-screen TV's for his birthday. So I just moved his chair closer to the one we have already.
    -Wendy Liebman

    I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
    -Douglas Adams

    I have an aunt who married so late in life that Medicare picked up 80 percent of the honeymoon.
    -Don Reber

    I hate housework - you make the beds, you do the dishes - and six months later you have to start all over again.
    -Joan Rivers

    My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.
    -Henny Youngman

    Inside me there's a thin person struggling to get out, but I can usually sedate him with four or five cupcakes.
    -Bob Thaves

    I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
    -W.C. Fields

    Insanity doesn't run in my family. It gallops.
    -Cary Grant

    When I go to the beauty parlor, I always use the emergency entrance. Sometimes I just go for an estimate.
    -Phyllis Diller