Came upon these and LOL...had to share..Ana

Some primal termite knocked on wood;
and tasted it, and found it good.
That is why your Cousin May
fell through the parlor floor today.
~Ogden Nash

The mosquito is the state bird of New Jersey.
~Andy Warhol

If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in bed with a mosquito.
~Betty Reese

Aerodynamically the bumble bee shouldn't be able to fly, but the bumble bee doesn't know it, so it goes on flying anyway.
~Mary Kay Ash

Two-legged creatures we are supposed to love as we love ourselves. The four-legged, also, can come to seem pretty important. But six legs are too many from the human standpoint.
~Joseph W. Krutch

God in His wisdom made the fly
And then forgot to tell us why.
~Ogden Nash, "The Fly"

Though snails are exceedingly slow,
There is one thing I'd like to know.
If I out run 'em round the yard,
How come they beat me to the chard?
~Allen Klein