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Best Eve to you...ana
To hear Crabby Christmas Carols from Maxine...
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CRABBY CHRISTMAS CAROLS FROM YOU KNOW WHO!
"Crabby Christmas Carols" are exactly what Maxine, (that Moxie Maven of Mirth and Goddess of Gripe) had in mind this holiday.
If
she could get out of her contract with Hallmark Cards for one day, long
enough to enjoy a hot cider, hot cocoa, and hot flashes, she'd probably
tell us her favorite hymns for the holidays:
"Deck the Halls With Sows and Brollies" --
An ode to bumbershoots, the best weapons of mass destruction around
especially when used to whomp some sense into the heads of wicked
whippersnappers, and to my favorite animal, "the hog"!
"The Twelve Days of Catastrophic Christmas" -- It's about time someone told those leaping Lords where they can go,
not to stuffing a sock in those patronizing pipers piping, and finally
sending that pouting partridge in the pear tree back to the pet shop
from whence it came!
Frosty the Frigging Snowman -- Frankly anyone who has two eyes of coal, a carrot for a nose, and a godawful grin on his face is not my idea of a playmate!
