THE EMPLOYEE

The owner of
a large factory decided to make a surprise visit and check up on his staff. Walking though the plant, he noticed a young man leaning lazily against a post.

"Just how
much are you being paid a week?"
said the owner angrily.

"Three
hundred bucks," replied the young man.Taking out a
fold of bills from his wallet, the owner counted out $300, slapped the money into the boy's hands, and said, "Here's a week's pay -- now
get out and don't come back!"

Turning to one
of the supervisors, he said,
"How long has that lazy bum been working here anyway?"He's not
an employee," said the supervisor.
"He was just here to deliver a pizza!"