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Life & Events > Woman's Perfect Breakfast
 

Woman's Perfect Breakfast

 
WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST

She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.

Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.

Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.

Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.

And her husband is on the back of the milk carton.

posted on July 17, 2008 12:41 PM ()

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Ha ha, I just want the last part of this
comment by ducky on July 17, 2008 2:45 PM ()
I must reply for the men: Ahem.

MAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST

He's being served an omelette in bed, in St. Kitts, by his 23-year-old assistant, Amanda, the top paid model for Victoria's Secret, but he has a tee time in a half hour and couldn't care less about Amanda or breakfast.

LOL
comment by jondude on July 17, 2008 12:48 PM ()

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