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Thursday, February 14, 2008

The other wiki 911 theory
The other wiki 911 theory
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Ridiculous conspiracy theory about 9/11.
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According to the ever truth-telling government of the US and the ever accurate US media, the 9/11 attacks were planned by a sickly man hiding in a cave who just so happened to be a "former" CIA employee. The attacks were then carried out by 19 Arab hijackers who, just by chance, lived next door to the Israeli Mossad and magically some how at least 7 of them remained alive after crashing planes into buildings. This is, of course, because each of the living hijackers had eaten those little green 1up mushrooms from Super Mario brothers and upon their death they just came back to life on earth as extra men. Claiming that these men could not possibly have carried out the attacks just because a few of them are alive is absurd. The magical 1up mushrooms explains everything perfectly.

Next, two concrete and steel buildings which had been hit by airplanes burned near the top for about an hour and then suddenly fell straight down in a matter of seconds. Now we all know that Bin Laden was using a powerful genie to pull this off. You know all those bearded guys in caves in Arabia land have magic lamps and genies. Even though normally fire burns buildings and can not possibly break the laws of physics and cause steel beams to be cut at 45 degree angles and totally erase skyscrapers that were hundreds of stories high in a matter of seconds and also be hot enough to leave molten steel in the basements weeks after the event...with a magic genie it can be one IF it was one of the wishes that were made. For more information on how this works watch the animated movie "Aladdin". They have the same funny hats and everything, so it's so obvious.

Now I know what you are thinking; the Genie says he cannot be wished to kill anyone. BUT you see... Bin Laden found a loop- hole. He did not say "kill those people". He said, "explode the buildings and make them fall in to their own footprints as if they were blown up by controlled demolitions". That way the genie did not actually kill anyone he just made some buildings fall and the BUILDINGS are what killed the people. It was from this loop-hole in the 'wishing' that Bin Laden could do this with his self-reincarnating hijackers with magic mushrooms and super-fire that acts like bombs including in a building that was not even hit by a plane!

One thing that nutty conspiracy theorists always bring up is the fact that the BBC said Building 7 had fallen when it was still standing. So what? Everybody knows that London, England is 5 hours ahead of New York! As the BBC studio is in London, it had already happened THERE. Sheesh! Do we have to explain EVERYTHING to those conspiracy nuts?

Now in the Pentagon attack they did not need super-fire because the building was already low to the ground so remote control software was not used. No, it was the mushroom-munching, self-regenerating pilots that went out of their way to create a trail of evidence to themselves including a bag with a list of their names on it, a mistakenly (purposely) left drivers license and even an un-burnable paper passport. It was give an anti-burnable "even from an inferno that melts steal" pill from the 'Adam West' Batman which was done via the time machine Bin Laden built from goats milk and string cheese. (Everyone knows Batman has "anti-any-event" pills and sprays... duh). In the pentagon, the airplane's JET FUEL FIRE! (kerosene) was unable to burn things like wooden chairs, books made of paper, plastic computers, phones, glass windows etc. However, this obvious point was in no way distracted by a story about a magic non-missing missile fired from an invisible aircraft or launching pad making no sounds and then leaving airplane debris at the scene while at the same time turning the plane ,everyone saw headed toward the pentagon as it flew over the state of Virginia, (no witnesses there) into an invisible jet much like the one that Wonder Woman has been known to fly. After all I have seen her jet myself!

Later, anthrax letters linking the attacks to Israel's plight of killing off an indigenous population in a apartheid state with legalized torture and open ethnic cleansing, appeared in the press from addresses only 7 miles from Urban Moving Systems a fake moving company that had been in an out of the towers thee prior weeks and was in reality a front for the Mossad and was shielded by so called art students spying on the police. They implicated the A-rabs did it (as well as the Persians who look like them) by claiming the Muslims (all of them) wrote and signed a note claiming death to America and death to Israel. The note (proven authentic by its Islamo-style letter 't's) was accompanied by a fake video from the Israeli defense minister showing dancing Palestinians who unknown to the emotionally malleable viewer were actually celebrating being given food. This in no way implicates Israel in the attacks after all anthrax stolen by a Zionist Jewish former worker (fired for being racist) from a fort in Maryland who was caught on tape entering the lab where the anthrax was scientifically proven to have come from, must have come from the Egyptian man that he tried to pin it on who there is no evidence for doing it or even being able to have done it, even after 6 years. The fabricated tape of dancing Palestinians and the content of the anthrax letters was pure coincidence. As were the drills of the exact same event as 911 being done the morning of 911 whhich is no way could act as a cover should things go sour. And the MSM running the unscreened bogus tapes about Palestine on the even of 9/11 was nothing like their stupid reports on people wearing yellow stars in Iran or the Straits of Hormuz event. Oh wait. Yes it was. PS RFK was also killed by a Palestinian and not the CIA likewise his brother was shot by a lone gunman with a magic bullet that could change direction in mid-air and even cause the presidents brain to go "missing" much like Dov's 2.3 trillion dollars. But it is not like DSZ was the investigator for the 1993 WTC attacks... ha ha ha oh wait yes he was.

The Israelis caught dancing on the scene who had 5k stuffed in a sock and drove a van that got a hit from bomb sniffing dogs, who just so happened to work for the Mossad and were filming the entire event because of their ESP powers were then were released by the FBI run by a dual citizen Zionist named Michael Chertoff whose cousin works for Popular Mechanics and was part of a cover up. But that is all just a big co-winky-dink. Happens all the time you know.

I ofter stroll around Downtown New York with a few grand stuffed in a sock in a vehicle with explosive residue and set up film for an at tack I had a hunch was going to happen and then dance like it is the greatest things ever. Very common practice especially for people in covert intelligence services. Nothing fishy.

They are innocent. It was not the guys in New York filming the event and celebrating, who just happened to work for an intelligence agency known for false flags. It was the dancing children in Palestine who did the attack. I mean, which is more plausible? Come on. Israel can't do anything wrong plus it was "on the News". Plus all the evidence linking the Israelis to the attack is Classified. "Classified is also a powerful magic word. It means do whatever the hell you want and prevent there being any investigations.

Later a pre-written 300 plus page bill was introduced by another Israeli dual citizen and got passed without even being read and then a new department created the DHS and the head of it quickly became the same guy who released the busted Mossad agents. Ha ha... all just chance- you know.

Cheney, who had NORAD stand Down, was NOT rewarded by having Halliburton's stock rise 3 thousand percent and his wife, who was the president of Lockheed, did not watch Lockheed get the largest war contracts in the history of the earth. He was not paid off or rewarded in anyway. I mean, because that would be suspicious. Oh, and there were also no 'put' options on that day or the week prior. And the President's brother was not the head of security until the day before either. I mean, how would that look?! Oh wait. If it is not on ABCNNBCBS FOX then it doesn't really exist. For, like Rove said, "we can create our own reality".

911 films would go on to mention Israeli involvement and become widely popular where as films talking about magic missiles and ignoring Israel at all costs would not be promoted by a radio giant who thinks video games control your mind and the earth is run by a secret German death cult with cool magic hand signal that worship the Christian Devil....

Oh wait, I got that backwards. That IS exactly what did NOT happen.

Thus, you have it. Fire can blow up skyscrapers yet at the same time, NOT burn things like paper passports, or wood and paper objects...in DC. You see, fire in New York is hotter than in Washington DC because of...uh... umm... special... quantum... relative... dark matter... space alien... laser weapon... Illuminati... chicken pizza...Jesuit...Freemason...cupcake-monster...turbo-action... lizard-morphing...bunny-ninja...... By the way. Want to talk about the border of Mexico and the US?!

Suicide hijackers CAN survive their own deaths. Israel gets to kill as many people as they want and it's cool. And the largest truth of all:

The magic hijackers met with Iraqis in the Czech Republic thus making Iraq part of the 'War On Terror' AND Iraq was said to have mobile weapons labs capable of creating the anthrax that demonstratively came from our own labs. These super truths were not written by, oh say, Zionist moles in the media like Safire and Miller who were quoting things already previously written as far back as 1998 in PNAC. And it is not Like Miller and Russert, Novak and other were also part of the Plame affair ousting Plame as well as BJA to cover up not only Niger but the illegal sale of nuclear secret to the ATC and ISI, . Because if that happened... I mean, it would be obvious who the liars were and after all we did find WMD in Iraq right?! Oh wait. No, we didn't. That's because they were secretly teleported to Syria, which is in no way an Israeli target (cough-cough). woops Damn! But hey blame it on incompetence not conscious lies that were , well written and published for all to see. I told you they had ESP already just like those dancing Israelis. They didn't plan it they just wrote about the future and then lied to make it happen... It is ok it is not like a head anchor of say CNN worked for AIPAC or anything and not like he is going to lie and it is not like the media is owned by parent companies with interlocking directorits with major weapons companies acting as the flag ship of the MIC and the central profiteers of the no-bid contracts and war investments ha ha I mean because that would be really damning. Oh wait that's actually true.

P.S. Iran is building a nuclear bomb. We know because the same people who lied about Iraq and cooked up Niger forgeries are telling us so. And I mean... you can trust them, right? The government doesn't lie. It gospel truth. AKA true only to those following a gospel aka people capable of lying to themselves right in the face of overwhelming contrary evidence.

People go here and find out what really happened on 911. All Roads Lead to Israel. [1] It's in the articles section and there is a movie out called War by Way of Deception this March 2008.Image:https://img135.imageshack.us/img135/2775/sgfdfg1hv5.jpg

Image:https://i251.photobucket.com/albums/gg301/lduncan8/WBD.jpg Ron Paul 2008 oh wait I forgot again Americans are too stupid to support their own constitution. Ok then choose a Zionist war hawk like um well any of the others.
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